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HSR 5/13/12 - Stuck inside doing this shit on a gorgeous day!

Submitted by DavidHarris on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 10:58

We have nothing special planned, other than to do our usual shit.  go out... enjoy the weather.  Download us later.  Get some exercise.  Maybe ride a bike, or take your best gal down to the soda jerk for a fountain drink. 

 

Or listen live like a fat loser.  We don't care.

 

Woman stripped of Miss Fiji titled for not looking Fiji-ian enough
http://www.news.com.au/world/teenage-miss-fiji-stripped-of-beauty-crown-...

Singer ready to lose her virginity at 70.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4307366/Pam-seeks-millionaire-...

Library bans best-seller in Brevard County, FLA
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2012-05-13/fifty-shades-of-gre...

Travolta molests masseurs
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/08/john-travolta-lawsuit-masseur-s...

Mitt Romney bullies gay classmates back in the day
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5h5hZOGaXunUrQtq0FY00bk...

Best Gay-basher EVER!!
http://gawker.com/5909617/is-this-deranged-anti+gay-rant-the-most-derang...

Tennessee bans hugging & kissing
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/12/11668279-new-tennessee-law-...

Japan running out of children
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/05/11/lack-babies-could-mean-extinctio...

Reporter fired for stripping
http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/10/showbiz/texas-stripper-writer-fired/index....

Church fight in New Zealand - woman loses ear.
http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/breaking-news/new-zealand-churchgoer-...

Breast feeding Time Magazine cover
http://gawker.com/5909256/mom-puts-boob-in-giant-preschool-sons-mouth-on...

Female led white supremecist group
http://www.cfnews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/...

PagPag - delicious!
http://edition.cnn.com/2012/04/30/world/asia/philippines-pagpag-slums/in...
 

HSR 4/22/12 - "Jon Stewart, we comin for you, n***a!"

Submitted by DavidHarris on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 09:44

Look out Daily Show, HSR's gettin into politics!  Today's guest is former Manhattan madam and NYC mayoral candidate Kristen Davis! 

 

Other items of note:

 

Suspect: I Beat Up White Man Because I Am Mad About Trayvon Martin Case
http://www.myfoxchicago.com/dpp/news/crime/alton-hayes-trayvon-martin-wh...

Baggy shorts trip up fleeing Daytona Beach man convicted of selling drugs
http://www.news-journalonline.com/breakingnews/2012/04/baggy-pants-trip-...

Zombie Apocalypse starts over parking space
http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/woman-hungry-parking-spot-bites-driver/nMdQt/

Tourette's superhero
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4269465/Im-the-first-Toure...

Archbishop of York victim of 'naked racism', claims ally
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/9218901/Archbishop-of-York-vict...

Ted Nugent concert canceled over Obama comments
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/22/us/kentucky-nugent-canceled-concert/index....

Pitcher hopes stem cells will get him one more season
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/21/health/stem-cells-pitcher/index.html?hpt=u...

Herbal penis aid X-Rock Recalled
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/21/health/sexual-supplement-recall/index.html...

Six legendary musicians that filed for bankruptcy
http://www.bankrate.com/finance/celebrity-money/6-music-legends-filed-ba...

Robin Gibb awakes from coma
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20589304,00.html

Feminists bitch about LEGOs for girls
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/04/20/activists-outraged-by-lego-line-for...

Hot Girls song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE&feature=player_embedded

CIA Prositution scandal
http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-2132293/Secret-Service-scanda...
 

HSR 4/15/12 - Do you really need a fucking title?

Submitted by DavidHarris on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 11:12

Zac Amico joins us on the program, and possibly Travis Pinion, if his ass can wake up.

 

Scott Hall arrested for beating his girlfriend
http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/10/scott-hall-arrested-domestic-violence-wres...

Couple sues landlord after demon rips blanket off them while they sleep
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2129847/Family-sues-landlord-gho...

Massachusetts boy suffers 7 hours of electroshock torture
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/04/11/video-reveals-teens-electro-shock-...

19 regional slang words
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/122638

Secret Service banging hookers in Columbia
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/apr/14/us-secret-service-agents-sum...

20 signs you might be a sex addict
http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/20-signs-might-sex-addict-192200466.html...

Young girl save cat; gets fat
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2127665/Ashley-Ransley-beating...

Couple makes 5 year old watch them have sex
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/region_st_lucie_county/port_st_lucie/port-s...

Ozzie Guillen loves Castro
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/7795152/ozzie-guillen-miami-marlins-su...

Robin Gibb is in a coma
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/14/showbiz/robin-gibb-coma/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

4 year old rapper
http://www.wimp.com/fourdre/
 

4/1/12 - April Fool's 'n' shit

Submitted by DavidHarris on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 11:07

Spanish police arrest 22 gang members that tattooed bar codes onto prostitutes’ wrists

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/spanish-police-arrest-22-gang-members-that-tattooed-bar-codes-onto-prostitutes-wrists/2012/03/24/gIQAil7AYS_story.html?wprss=rss_social-world-headlines&Post+generic=?tid=sm_twitter_washingtonpost

Facebook Asserts Trademark on Word ‘Book’ in New User Agreement

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2012/03/facebook-book-trademark/

Cartoon may have inspired kids to set fire

http://www.omaha.com/article/20120323/NEWS01/120329841

Miss Universe Canada yanks transgendered contestant from pageant

 

Sleeping man rapes sleeping woman

http://www.thelocal.se/39842/20120323/

Belvedere's 'Goes Down Smoothly' Ad Goes Over Badly

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/business/2012/03/belvederes-goes-down-smoothly-ad-goes-over-badly/50273/

Staged abduction at youth group meeting leaves teen scared, horrified

http://www.whptv.com/news/local/story/Staged-abduction-at-youth-group-meeting-leaves/32sF2v9FAkul6G68Mws4Kg.cspx

New Jersey middle school bans hugging

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/03/23/new-jersey-middle-school-bans-hugging/?test=latestnews

Sperm-hunting women prowl Zim highways

http://www.news24.com/Africa/Zimbabwe/Sperm-hunting-women-prowl-Zim-highways-20120322

 

Officer Down in Redondo

http://www.laweekly.com/2011-02-10/news/officer-down-in-redondo/

Bizarre Medical Myth Persists in Rural India

http://www.voanews.com/english/news/asia/south/Bizarre-Medical-Myth-Persists-In-Rural-India-143818636.html

 

 

HSR 3/25/12 - RIP Patrick Hart

Submitted by DavidHarris on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 11:51

Today's show will not be live.  We will be replaying our show from 4/18/2010 as a tribute to our friend and former co-host, comedian Patrick Hart, who was tragically killed in a car accident this past Friday.  We here at HSR and Harris Media are saddened beyond words by the loss of our friend and colleague.  Pat was a wonderful friend, and a hilarious comedian who had this way of making the right people laugh, and offending the living hell out of those who deserved to be offended.  We love you, Pat.  Rest in peace. 

HSR 3/18/12 - Fuck titles

Submitted by DavidHarris on Sun, 03/18/2012 - 11:44

We're not doing anything all that special today.  Check us out if you feel like it.

 

Kony 2012 guy found masturbating
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/jason-russell-san-diego-invisible-...
http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/17/world/africa/uganda-viral-video/index.html...
http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/18/jason-russell-video-naked-meltdown-kony/

Native Americans granted permit to kill bald eagles
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/03/15/feds-grant-permit-to-kill-bald-...

Women attack moralistic cunt for calling them "skanks"
http://www.daytondailynews.com/lifestyle/why-skanky-women-arent-so-bad-a...

Rick Santorum promises war on pornography
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/16/rick-santorum-war-on-porn_n_135...

WHO advisers received kickbacks from H1N1 vaccine manufacturers
http://www.naturalnews.com/028936_WHO_vaccines.html

Woman drinks her own pee
http://gawker.com/5893707/i-drink-almost-all-of-the-urine-that-comes-out...

Girl drinks gas
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2113144/My-Strange-Addiction-TLC...

Gay men kiss at Santorum rally
http://gawker.com/5894193/crowd-at-santorum-rally-horrified-when-two-dud...

Free pizza with every vasectomy
http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/12006952595732/urology-practice...

cute but chubby teacher bangs 2 make students, hot mexican reporter reporting
http://www.click2houston.com/news/Teacher-accused-of-inappropriate-relat...

Man sucks baby out through belly button
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpps/news/offbeat/pregnancy-time-lapse-video-goes...

Teacher violates parole by contacting former student, and boning him
http://www.necn.com/03/12/12/Teacher-who-had-relationship-with-studen/la...

 

HSR 3/11/12 - Clusterfuck of a show

Submitted by DavidHarris on Sun, 03/11/2012 - 11:36

Yeah... we're live today.

 

Evan Weiss, Stoney, and Danny Lofaro will be joining us.

 

Obama signs anti-protest Trespass Bill

http://rt.com/usa/news/trespass-bill-obama-secret-227/

Inking for Jesus: Dozens of church members take Lenten tattoo challenge

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/03/03/inking-for-jesus-dozens-of-church-members-take-lenten-tattoo-challenge/

Woman's lawsuit against Roman Catholic college says roommate had too much sex

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/02/10565540-womans-lawsuit-against-roman-catholic-college-says-roommate-had-too-much-sex

 

Zombie gran: 95-year-old Chinese woman terrifies neighbours by climbing out of her coffin six days after she 'died'

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/zombie-gran-95-year-old-chinese-woman-746295

TSA asks female passenger to ‘prove’ breast pump is real

 

http://www.examiner.com/libertarian-in-national/tsa-asks-female-passenger-to-prove-breast-pump-is-real

Some upset about Dahmer walking tour in Milwaukee (Groupon available)

http://news.yahoo.com/upset-dahmer-walking-tour-milwaukee-080916184.html

 

Escorts claim Utah law makes acting sexy illegal

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/29/20120229utah-law-sexy-illegal-escorts.html#ixzz1okg0dQAP

 

 

Cat Naps On Router, ISP Provides Decoy Router In Exchange For Cat Pictures

 

http://consumerist.com/2012/03/cat-naps-on-router-isp-provides-decoy-router-in-exchange-for-cat-pictures.html

Authorities say Jefferson County man stole another man's house

http://www.abc3340.com/story/17060957/authorities-say-jefferson-county-man-sole-another-mans-house

 

Pervert who put semen in yogurt sample is jailed in New Mexico

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/pervert_who_put_semen_new_yogurt_OCkv7QwAzKx8bV7rjXyRsM#ixzz1okgt8K00

 

Treasurer Lockyer Received Sex Tape Of Wife, Another Man

http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2012/02/29/treasurer-lockyer-reportedly-sent-sex-tape-of-wife-another-man/

Winder Man Calls 911 to Report Being Invisible

http://barrow.patch.com/articles/winder-man-calls-911-to-report-being-invisible

 

Box Elder County Sheriff's deputy charged for illegal strip search

http://www.abc4.com/content/news/top_stories/story/Box-Elder-County-Sheriffs-deputy-charged-for/pHqvJ0qdT0yR8inl7WIotg.cspx

 

Trinidad Center City Public Charter School "Violent" Math Word Problems

http://wusa9.com/news/dcnews/article/193679/187/Parents-Shocked-Over-Violent-Math-Problems

HSR 3/4/12 - Just the two of us

Submitted by DavidHarris on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:16

On this abbreviated HSR, Dave and Heather muse about:

Inking For Jesus

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/03/03/inking-for-jesus-dozens-of-church-members-take-lenten-tattoo-challenge/

 

Woman sues Catholic College because her roommate had too much sex

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/02/10565540-womans-lawsuit-against-roman-catholic-college-says-roommate-had-too-much-sex

Craze of Nazi chic sweeps Bangkok as teens dress up as cartoon Hitlers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2108828/Is-dont-Craze-Nazi-chic-sweeps-Bangkok-teens-dress-cartoon-Hitlers.html

Zombie gran: 95-year-old Chinese woman terrifies neighbours by climbing out of her coffin six days after she 'died'

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/zombie-gran-95-year-old-chinese-woman-746295

 

TSA asks female passenger to ‘prove’ breast pump is real

http://www.examiner.com/libertarian-in-national/tsa-asks-female-passenger-to-prove-breast-pump-is-real

 

Some upset about Dahmer walking tour in Milwaukee

http://news.yahoo.com/upset-dahmer-walking-tour-milwaukee-080916184.html

 

 

Escorts claim Utah law makes acting sexy illegal

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/29/20120229utah-law-sexy-illegal-escorts.html

 

 

Cat Naps On Router, ISP Provides Decoy Router In Exchange For Cat Pictures

http://consumerist.com/2012/03/cat-naps-on-router-isp-provides-decoy-router-in-exchange-for-cat-pictures.html

 

Man steals Identity, house, money for renovations on the house and enrolls children in school as the houses owner.

http://www.abc3340.com/story/17060957/authorities-say-jefferson-county-man-sole-another-mans-house

 

Pervert who put semen in yogurt sample is jailed in New Mexico
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/pervert_who_put_semen_new_yogurt_OCkv7QwAzKx8bV7rjXyRsM

 

CA state Treasurer Lockyer Reportedly Sent Sex Tape Of Wife, Another Man

http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2012/02/29/treasurer-lockyer-reportedly-sent-sex-tape-of-wife-another-man/

 

2/12/12 - Stop Exhaling (Droop Droop)

Submitted by DavidHarris on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 12:24

The gorgeous Julie Simone (http://www.juliesimone.com) joins us live in studio.

 

 

Zac Amico also joins us.

 

On today's horseshit:

 

Whitney Houston - Dead at age 48

Man fired for making Monty Python reference

Woman calls 911, gets raped by responding officer

and more!

 

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